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March 03, 2006

The Cord just came up with 101 things to do in the Waterloo region. Some suggestions are good (build a snow penis on Willison field), some are questionable (do a keg stand), and others are just illegal. As to those suggestions given by Dr. Rosehart, well, they just sound wacky (“see the Mennonite culture in full effect”).

Here are some of my favourite suggestions from the list (accompanied by photos where necessary):

• See at least one movie you’ve never heard of at Waterloo’s Princess Cinema
• Go to the Waterloo Busker Carnival in the summer.
• All that mud that covers Willison Field in the Spring? Throw on your least favourite sweats, get some friends, and get dirty.
• Do the Brick Brewery tour and ‘sample’ the unlimited beer.
• Have sex on campus.
• Go to Elora Gorge.
• Check out the Farmers’ Market for good deals on food and explore the town of St. Jacobs.
• Go to the Butterfly Emporium in Cambridge. (link)

And here are some of the things that are not in the list, but are enjoyable all the same:

• Pick up garbage by the river with your favourite girl.
• Make mad, passionate love near the sewage treatment plant.
• Drink red, red wine at poetry readings and collapse into a tender mess.
• Drift down sewage channels in a rubber boat.
• Find a rusty bridge to fall in love on.
• Get your nipples pierced in shady parlours.
• Grope your half-naked friends on a rubber mat on the hallway leading to the cafeteria.

What would you add to the list, Laurier?

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