WLUExposed.org http://www.wluexposed.org/ We bring you information that matters to you: blogs, photos, discussions, news. en-us 2006-11-30T11:44:19-05:00 Culprit Had A Point http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001338.html From this week's Cord: Property Damage Reported: November 21, 2006 Time: 1924 hrs Special Constables investigated a report that an unknown culprit wrote “WLU BLOWS” in the fresh cement in the Dining Hall Quad area. The contractor came to the... Laurier Tudor 2006-11-30T11:44:19-05:00 It's Link-Up Time http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001303.html Since a new school year is starting up, we are looking for fresh WLU-related blogs and photostreams. Submit your links here. As always, we are also looking for on-campus contributors.... Website Info Tudor 2006-08-31T22:05:51-05:00 Let's Welcome Our New Corporate Overlords http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001300.html The appointment of Virginia "Ginny" Dybenko as the new Dean of the School of Business and Economics confirmed all of our secret fears: "business" is nothing but a vocational trade masquerading as an academic discipline, and should be banished from... Controversy Tudor 2006-08-25T16:09:48-05:00 We're Small. Really. http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001170.html Today, Wilfried Laurier University celebrated Laurier Day by unveiling its secret recruitment strategy: pretend we're a small, close-knit community. "The academic quality goes hand in hand with the small class sizes," says the press release posted today on wlu.ca. "The... Controversy Tudor 2006-03-17T15:05:19-05:00 Girls! Girls! Girls! http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001167.html I somehow missed this gem of an article in the Imprint until the inimitable Mark Ciesluk brought attention to it in yesterday's Cord. "Just because [Waterloo] girls have brains, doesn't mean they can't be ridiculously attractive young ladies," writes Landon... Controversy Tudor 2006-03-15T16:01:33-05:00 The Cord Makes Me Pee My Bed At Night http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001160.html This week's Cord brought us not one, but three fantastic stories that got us shaking our head: First, Yusuf Faqiri, Laurier's most ineffective director, was asked to resign after missing over 60 percent of this year's board meetings and looking... Laurier Tudor 2006-03-09T14:09:18-05:00 Get Up on Stage And Be Other People http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001158.html Laurier Fringe happened. And everybody is writing about how great it was. Check it out: We Are Fringe (Tudor's post) Fringe Update (Phil speaks of awesomeness) The epic of Fr!nge (Amy's post) I Still Have Time to Punch that Homeless... Laurier Tudor 2006-03-07T10:33:03-05:00 Do Things, Laurier http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001153.html The Cord just came up with 101 things to do in the Waterloo region. Some suggestions are good (build a snow penis on Willison field), some are questionable (do a keg stand), and others are just illegal. As to those... Laurier Tudor 2006-03-03T13:29:11-05:00 Student Elections To Be Replaced By Gameshow http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001132.html Laurier students cast nearly as many ballots for the next WLUSU president as for the Laurier Bachelorette. Terry Teixeira won the Bachelorette contest with 1,092 out of the 2,600 ballots cast. This makes him nearly as popular as Allan Cayenne,... Laurier Tudor 2006-02-15T13:01:13-05:00 Fringe Online http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001121.html Laurier's Fringe festival now has a blog and 10 student-written plays that will debut at the beginning of March. If this fringe is going to be anything like previous fringes, you can expect much drunkeness, poetry, and perhaps even naked... Laurier Tudor 2006-02-06T16:18:35-05:00 Election Results Mix Joy with Tears http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001118.html The results of the 2006 WLUSU election are now online. Unfortunately, Dave Alexander did not succeed in his bid to be the next WLUSU president, despite being so damn handsome. However, some of our other favourite people did get into... Politics Tudor 2006-02-03T16:39:57-05:00 "We Suck Your Vital Bodily Fluids," Candidates Say http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001115.html According to the latest campus pictorial, the three WLUSU presidential candidates managed to suck all the precious bodily fluids from the student body. Just look how pale everyone else is! This is not a good thing. Wipe that smirk off... Politics Tudor 2006-01-31T21:02:14-05:00 Borrelli's Cup of Bitterness http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001114.html Ex-Director Mike Borrelli proves that he's still got what it takes to rate this year's BOD candidates: bitterness. Go read his reviews -- they're awesomely penetrating. I hurt all over from laughing, especially after reading gems like these: Yusuf Faqiri... Politics Tudor 2006-01-30T20:56:59-05:00 Poster Bliss (Part III) http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001111.html Sherry sent me her poster review about a week ago. However, because I'm a lazy mofo I didn't get around to posting them until today. Enjoy! Josh Periard - Alright, +1 for actually saying RE-elect. This tells the voting public... Politics Tudor 2006-01-29T22:16:55-05:00 Poster Bliss (Part II) http://www.wluexposed.org/archives/001105.html Time for some more poster reviews. If you see a poster or a candidate that bothers you, why not write about them in the forums? Laura Gray (WLU BOG) Jason says: Elect for WLU Board of Governors Laura Gray? Yoda... Politics Tudor 2006-01-23T22:44:46-05:00